The Founder's Inn
Free · Every Friday · For Shopify & ecommerce founders
Everything you need to know in Shopify and ecommerce this week, plus marketing secrets and tips from founders who've done it.
One Friday email. Five minutes. A few laughs.
ROAS is down.
Meta changed the rules.
You need a laugh.
On tap this week
- Tap 010% passive
Passive Income
Pale AleTastes like shoveling coal into a steam engine while someone hits you with a stick.
- Tap 023x the tab
Tripled Pricing
PorterYour top conversion app’s new house recipe. Same app, same features, new invoice.
- Tap 03$500 of product
Ghosted Influencer
Hazy IPABrewed with free samples and one read receipt. Notes of silence, long finish.
- Tap 04ROAS not included
Meta Changed the Rules
LagerRecipe changes weekly without notice. Best enjoyed while re-uploading creative.
- Tap 05ETA: January
Q4 Shipping
Imperial StoutDark, slow, and somehow still stuck at a depot in New Jersey.
The Founder's Inn
Friday special · FreeNo hustle-bro Twitter threads. No “how I scaled to $10M using this one weird trick.” Just the week's industry gossip, real stories from the trenches, and things you can actually do on Monday, served with a heavy pour of sarcasm.
Current High Scores
- 1UPHustle-bro threads forwarded000
- 2UPApps that tripled pricing this week003
- 3UPAbandoned carts (yours, probably)999
- 4UPFridays we plan to skip000
Last Call
This Friday's pour is already on the bar. Get your name down before it goes flat.